dream of blue

- I returned home just in time to hear the door locking from the other side, then immediately get out my key to unlock the door. HILARITY. :')

- My debit card won't let me charge things smaller than $1, which makes it very lucky that I was carrying cash. (I had run the rest of a gift card, and the balance was 70 cents.)

- Right when we were about to leave, I suddenly decided that I wanted pizza after all. And then I couldn't find my debit card, so I paid in cash. Cue me panicking for the rest of the ride home.

- It was just in the wrong pocket of my wallet. :')

- Our Chinese teacher wants to give us all Chinese names for our class. (She kept pausing the class to tell irrelevant anecdotes about people she knew.) We also had to take a "NO WE ARE NOT RETARDS, REALLY" quiz about the language of...damn it, Shenmue. About Chinese culture in general. This is rather cute. :')

- I walk into the wrong classroom. Again! :D

- Attempted to train the cats to shake hands again. Failure.

- Attempted to teach the cats to stand up on their back paws. Marginally less of a failure.

- Dosed the cats with teeth cleaning kitty treats. A winner is me.

- Rofl has no pride as a kitty.

- So, having certain songs stuck in my head, I developed a plan. Step one, get a box. Step two, put the cat in the box. Step 3...well, we didn't get to step 3. But sitting with a cat in a closed box in your lap is funnier than you think. Then Sam made me let him out. So I put the box on the floor next to him, and he climbed back in and just kind of sat in there for a really long time.

Then Sam tipped it over because she wasn't sure if he could figure out how to get out on his own.