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I do not think I utilize the functions of my account nearly as often as I ought to. Therefore!

[Poll #843250]


Tuna (canned): YES! This is food!
Tuna (from a pouch): Although it smells like food, NO! this is NOT food.
Paper Towels (soaked with soup): There are some remains of food on this, but NO! you cannot eat it.
Kleenex: NO! Obviously this is not food.
Cake (Yellow): YES! This is food! You were trying to eat it a minute ago! Why won't you eat the part that you started to chew?
Popcorn Chicken: This one is a tough one, but YES! it is actually edible. It is also argueably meat.
Paper Towels (fresh from cleaning the grill): NO! you should not try to eat this.
Chicken tenders: YES! This actually is food.
Chees: YES! Good job! Cheese is food. But NO! you may not have any.
Dust: Although this may be tempting, NO! this is not food.
Corn: Although you may not want to eat it, YES! corn is actual food.
Goldfish (the cracker): Although these are not actual fish, YES! they are actually food. And considering how much of your catfood is made of grains...
Popcorn: YES! Correct again!
My Hair: However tempting it may be, NO! my hair is NOT food. Please don't try to chew on it.
Imaginary Food Particles: No matter how much you hope, NO! there is not any food left in that bowl.

If you answered most of these correctly, congratulations, you are smarter than the cats.