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rhymeA list of intrinsically funny things
breadfruit
small animals wearing clothing
kazoos
emus
llamas
the word "mongoose"
purple cows
indoor tanning salons
q tips
People saying "NANI?!?!" really loudly. Funnier if in person. Kind of sad if in fanfic. Funniest if speaker is adolescant male.
Chinese finger traps
frog-shaped coinpurses
relighting birthday candles
small springer spaniels with pretentious names
the wave
pancakes with whipped cream smiles
headbands with those springs with shapes on the end. Those antenna things
I found the cutest shoes today. At Ross, of all places- you can almost never find shoes there. (I do a surprising amount of shopping at Ross for someone whose wardrobe mainly comes from department stores. Or rather, I do a lot of shopping at department stores for someone who shops at Ross.) The're brown sueude shoes with a heel that's taller than I'm used to. However, they also have a fake fur trim and two fur pom poms hanging from the side. They go well with jeans. They'd go well with a skirt. They were adorable.
I spent the better part of an hour waving them around, then wearing them as my feet ached. All the time, cooing over how cute they were. I felt like such a girl.
breadfruit
small animals wearing clothing
kazoos
emus
llamas
the word "mongoose"
purple cows
indoor tanning salons
q tips
People saying "NANI?!?!" really loudly. Funnier if in person. Kind of sad if in fanfic. Funniest if speaker is adolescant male.
Chinese finger traps
frog-shaped coinpurses
relighting birthday candles
small springer spaniels with pretentious names
the wave
pancakes with whipped cream smiles
headbands with those springs with shapes on the end. Those antenna things
I found the cutest shoes today. At Ross, of all places- you can almost never find shoes there. (I do a surprising amount of shopping at Ross for someone whose wardrobe mainly comes from department stores. Or rather, I do a lot of shopping at department stores for someone who shops at Ross.) The're brown sueude shoes with a heel that's taller than I'm used to. However, they also have a fake fur trim and two fur pom poms hanging from the side. They go well with jeans. They'd go well with a skirt. They were adorable.
I spent the better part of an hour waving them around, then wearing them as my feet ached. All the time, cooing over how cute they were. I felt like such a girl.