the secret to breaking eggs is to do it like you really mean it.

I suppose that eating cream cheese laced with liquor while suffering a headache is about as bright as licking mixer that's still plugged in, but I've done both within the last hour.


The batter is delicious- I regret nothing.

Okay, maybe I regret not putting in the other pack of oreos, but we'll see how that turns out.

(I've finally finished that bottle of kahlua. Four more to go. 8D)