I love my dad

So we're at breakfast, and Mummy's trying to work something out.

"Okay, can you do a math problem for me?" she says.

Then she starts into this convoluted process, involving picking up an aunt, dropping her off, and various shuffling of cars and passengers, but she doesn't actually tell me enough of anything for me to even know what the problem was.

So Daddy turns to me and says, "Just replace the cannibal with your mom."