LOOK MOM! I CAN MISUSE COLONS!

To quote one of the comments:

"This is, quite possibly, the greatest Star Trek related clip on the entirity of YouTube."

Edit: Also, I have believed you were a festering pit of stupid since before I joined you, Gaia. Why must you coming out with cute stuff that I want. OMG CATSCRATCH HAT. And the ORLY hat. AND IT'S COLD OUTSIDE BECAUSE IT'S WINTER AND MY HATS ARE INACCESSABLE. I wantssssssss that. ;__________;

THE AWESOME CONTINGENT OF THE HOUSE SHOULD TEAM UP AND MAKE FLOPPY EAR HATS. I WANTS ME A FLOPPY EAR HAT! ;__________________________;