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Dec. 7th, 2006 01:04 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
rhymeThis is my new favorite game. It is called "Stepping Over the Cat."
Step 1: Find a cat. Stupider=Better. (If there are multiple stupid cats, choose the one you like least.)
Step 2: Make sure that the cat is on the floor.
Step 3: Announce "I am stepping OVER the cat."
Step 4: Step over the cat.
Step 5: Repeat, ad nauseum.
If you're really good, you can step over the cat in such a way that you spin while you're stepping. That way, you can get exercise too.
Step 1: Find a cat. Stupider=Better. (If there are multiple stupid cats, choose the one you like least.)
Step 2: Make sure that the cat is on the floor.
Step 3: Announce "I am stepping OVER the cat."
Step 4: Step over the cat.
Step 5: Repeat, ad nauseum.
If you're really good, you can step over the cat in such a way that you spin while you're stepping. That way, you can get exercise too.