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Basically, what I want from my hair is a significant decrease in volume. That's all I ask for.

It turns out that those little bubblewrap simulators are on sale at work this week, so I broke down and bought two. They aren't really like popping real bubbles, but they are strangely compelling.

I also decided to pick up three instant pie crusts. But what shall I do with them?

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Maybe you could get your hairdresser to thin it next time you go?

That's what he tried to do this time.

The problem is that while my hair is thick, it's kind of fine, so if there's not enough weight on it, it goes out. Short hair- boyishly short- works, but it takes a lot of mousse and is generally a pain to handle. Seriously, on me, it's more work. >___

Some kind of catch game involving pie crusts, balls of flame, and pudding.

Add bananas and it might be delicious, but I'm not so sure about the pudding. Maybe banana foster cheesecake?

Although I probably shouldn't light anything on fire while my parents are out. .___.

Make tarts. or little filled pies. or meat pies. or bacon apple pie, or pot pie. or homemade pizza rolls.

They're graham cracker crusts. I should have been more specific.

(Damn it, those sound really good right now, and those pre-made crusts are expensive here. ;___;)

Also, I had a brilliant idea where we cover a funnel with aluminum foil and add an elastic strap to hold it in place, but then I remember that Rofl's more like the scarecrow than the tin man, even if the color is right.

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