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I'm not sure what was with that tea, but as soon as I had a cup, I almost immediately started falling over. Still kind of sleepy, and I had the tea a few hours ago. (It tasted like normal green tea.)

To do tomorrow:
- cash check
- buy travel-sized shampoo, conditioner, lotion, and maybe a new toothbrush. Actually, I can probably just bring my sonicare, but I can't find the case. Also, tea and honey. (Guava ginsing and macademia?)
- oh right, ibuprofin. :(((((

Crys, if the stuff at the beginning of chapter five is what you meant by Takumi's hobby, HE IS A MAN AFTER MY OWN HEART. (Coincidentally, rofl gets pretty long if you pick him up.)

(By "coincidentally," I mean that your cat's retarded. I'm allowed to make up my own definitions of "coincidentally.")

(oh dear me, I think he's me if I were a guy and happened to play the violin. "Oh, look, my foot is bleeding. Well, wouldn't you know?" THAT HAS ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO ME.)

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At least that means he's kicked his worm habit.

Maybe he'll be longer now!

I dunno. we can stretch him to find out. :D

(oh my god, i think we've actually brought ourselves back to where we started. i am so proud of us.)

I think that that is an excellent idea. :D

(I think we did. That is only natural because cat stretching is a very important topic.)

(this is so true.)

(Cats are naturally compact creatures. The only way to properly find out how long they are is to 1) stretch them or 2) find them when they are trying to monopolize your bed.)

(Or when they are lounging on windowsills.)

(He does get pretty long when he's doing that. I think you might need to stretch him, because I think he bends his legs a little.)

(I'll stretch him right when he's in the middle of a nap. He's bendier.)

(Good idea. Otherwise, he's an idiot who doesn't knwo when he's supposed to go limp.)

(he is terrible at being a cat.)

(he has no kitty dignity.)

(because we removed it.)

(not that there was much of it to remove.)

(well, it wouldn't do to just let him have his way.)

(he's a cat. he doesn't get a choice.)

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