THIS IS TMI YOU GUYS

Okay, so I just got one of those fruit and yogurt parfaits. You know the McDonalds ones? I'm really fond of them.

ANYWAY, I WAS EATING ONE, AND NOTICED THAT SOMETHING WAS STUCK TO ONE OF THE STRAWBERRIES. It was a hair. It was short and kind of curvy.

We just called it in and it turned out that they are indeed assembled on site- and none of the employees have short hair.

Which means it must have come in on the strawberry. Ewwwwwwwww.